A Hanoi Funny

This guy who looks like a bigger version of the dad from Family Guy hops across the street pointing to a t-shirt on this giant corner stand.

Big guy: Hey! That's the shirt I want.
Vendor: Ok.
Big guy: Do you have shirts my size? ...5 XL?
Vendor: No. You too big.

Jaime and I didn't even consider that as an issue, but at a store literally half a block down from the guy on the corner, we saw a giant sign on the glass display: "Cloths size for foreigner."
Awesome.